Se La Vie

<3 <3 <3

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 19:30:52 -0500

<3 <3 <3

lickystickypickyme: Once in his life, every man is entitled to...

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 15:41:38 -0500

lickystickypickyme:

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

- Lucille Ball

<3 <3

supinternets: (via fuckyeahlost) <3 <3 <3

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 08:49:56 -0500

supinternets:

(via fuckyeahlost)

<3 <3 <3

pretty-bird: softwhisper: prettyfoods: thelovelybones: kickse...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:41:08 -0500

pretty-bird:

softwhisper:

prettyfoods:

thelovelybones:

kicksenselessmydefenses:call-me-steen:-dannx:thescientist-

I need this recipe.

Reblogged for Amanda. Feel free to have Mike make this for us out of your next set of Amish Friendship bread!

mutations: warningdontreadthis: David Bowie is better than...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:08:10 -0500

mutations:

warningdontreadthis:

David Bowie is better than you.

mutations: stayforthecredits: oldfilmsflicker:movieoftheday: ...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:06:38 -0500

mutations:

stayforthecredits:

oldfilmsflicker:movieoftheday:

Royal: You still got that little BB in your hand, Chassie?
Chas: Why’d you shoot me?
Royal: It was the object of the game, wasn’t it?
Chas: No. We were on the same team.
Royal: Were we? Well, you sued me. Twice. And got me disbarred. But I don’t hold it against you, do I? You think you could start forgiving me?
Chas: Why should I?
Royal: Because you’re hurting me.

Anderson used Andrew Wilson (Owen and Luke Wilson’s older brother) and not Ben Stiller’s hand for the above shot. When they were kids, Owen fired a BB gun at Andrew’s hand, and the pellet has been lodged there ever since.

lickystickypickyme: a great alternative for the snowman.

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:09:37 -0500

lickystickypickyme:

a great alternative for the snowman.

pleasedontsqueezetheshaman: 86400: alabibecia: Ryan Begglen

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:18:09 -0500

pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:

86400:

alabibecia:

Ryan Begglen

Holiday eating habits

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:41:39 -0500

runmartinrun:

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they’re serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it’s rare. In fact, it’s even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can’t find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It’s not as if you’re going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It’s a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It’s later than you think. It’s Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That’s the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they’re made with skim milk or whole milk. If it’s skim, pass. Why bother? It’s like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people’s food for free. Lots of it. Hello?!

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year’s. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you’ll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don’t budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They’re like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you’re never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don’t like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it’s loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.

10. One final tip: If you don’t feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven’t been paying attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner.

Remember this motto to live by:

“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO HOO what a ride!”

via - a personal friend

My favorite is number 9

thebearjew: taylortallegra: skepticalsmurf:whichoneiwonder:amer...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:06:44 -0500

thebearjew:

taylortallegra:

skepticalsmurf:whichoneiwonder:americangraffiti:softsilence:damalur:saturnfirefly:flickflickflicker:laura-d:justaboutdonewithyourbutt:wearethewaiting:idefygravity:isayweirdthingsyeah:(via mollywkuk)

moviesinframes: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, 1969 (dir....

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:15:49 -0500

moviesinframes:

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, 1969 (dir. George Roy Hill)

Oh Butch…

thedailywhat: Flow Chart of the Day: “Where Should I Eat? Fast...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:59:42 -0500

thedailywhat:

Flow Chart of the Day: “Where Should I Eat? Fast Food Edition”

Perfection.

[via.]

I love the “are you a police officer?” and the “Is it Sunday?”

Friday Confession

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:56:16 -0500

I don’t like Adam Sandler. Fuck that guy

Whaa???

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:00:45 -0500

Whaa???

"There is a fine line between having a good time and being a wanton slut. I know. My toe has been on..."

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:34:28 -0500

““There is a fine line between having a good time and being a wanton slut. I know. My toe has been on that line.””

- Blanche Devereaux

from (via lickystickypickyme)

Life is more fun on the other side of that line.