February 2009
17 posts
Tonight I am going to see Madea goes to Jail and am stoaked.
bringtheruckuss's top 5 tips for being alone on...
bringtheruckuss:
1. vodka and a webcam.
2. sing Whitney Houston songs while crying.
3. go to a fancy restaurant where there are several couples, sit with them and eat what they don’t finish.
4. go hang out with your little brother. see if he’s interested in you.
5. scratch the axe wound.
Strange. I think he is implying #3 is not normal. How else do you get to try a little of everything on...
Some days I delude myself into saying I feel ok with being single. I tell myself I am independent. I tell myself more people need to know independence. But every now and again the truth slips out… it is lonely here going through this world alone.
I had a guy ask me out this afternoon during a red light because he ‘always wondered about redheads.’
Did he expect me to shout my number out the car window? WTF? Getting hit on at a red light… was a first for me.
The low tonight is 18? 18? Damn it Florida. Who do you think you are? Alaska?
91. RED HEADS ARE UNDENIABLY SEXY
(via gotwisdom)
I should get this made into a shirt
Really? Really?
Preston Parker…. Tusk tusk tusk. If you are going to smoke alot of pot, then drive to a McDonalds to pass out in your car, it might be a good idea not to pick the one that has cops posted there EVERY saturday night. Just a tip.
FYI
Beer commercials during football games are ridiculous.
jamesygirl:
So, a small plane has crashed in Tallahassee. This is the third one within a year (one of the times before, a plane crashed into a busy intersection near campus and messed up some power lines, causing thousands to be without power all night.)
I think there could be some visibilty issues at the airport or something.
Really? Another one crashed. That is crazy. Tally triangle
Here we go
For all the years I dated Mike, and for all the years I watched Steelers religiously and even though we are no longer together…. GO STEELERS! *waves terrible towel*
(But sadly I had no Superbowl party to go to. It’s kinda sad watching it solo.)
