Team Building
This year my offices optional “team building” will be two tickets for each full time employee to Tally’s Brew Fest and a chartered van to drive us all home. Work. Fuck trust falls. My work does team building right. 

Team Building

This year my offices optional “team building” will be two tickets for each full time employee to Tally’s Brew Fest and a chartered van to drive us all home. Work. Fuck trust falls. My work does team building right. 

I am always amazed at what a dumb ass Jameis Winston is. Some people should not be allowed to leave the house.  
At a certain point you can’t defend that he is not a jack-ass. 

I am always amazed at what a dumb ass Jameis Winston is. Some people should not be allowed to leave the house.  

At a certain point you can’t defend that he is not a jack-ass. 

acceber74:

I can say that I’ve never seen “father of” in reference to a man being named head of a company. 
SMDH

THIS!!!!!!!!!

acceber74:

I can say that I’ve never seen “father of” in reference to a man being named head of a company. 

SMDH

THIS!!!!!!!!!

(Source: brooklynmutt)

queenidinamenzel:

I have never related so much to a Domino’s ad before.

queenidinamenzel:

I have never related so much to a Domino’s ad before.

(Source: nancydrevv)

chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

I know this is supposed to make me feel better. I am supposed to think… “Awww cute” all I want to say is “damn it if you have time to take the picture you have time to stomp on that bastard”

(Source: pdlcomics)

fatmanatee:

me

my-little-underground:

No one knows how to write a transition like Tommy.

Oh the room. 

(Source: getyourspoons)

insp (x

I would read that. 

(Source: alrightevans)

My guy got me another set of flowers. I almost hate myself how lovey-dovey I feel. I am going to try and get his oldest into horses. Which will tick off his youngest. But she is into karate. The older girl really needs her own thing. Also their mother hates me for “endangering her baby” 

But her 12 year old “baby” needs to toughen up a bit. Hoping horses will help. 

Who am I??

My guy got me another set of flowers. I almost hate myself how lovey-dovey I feel. I am going to try and get his oldest into horses. Which will tick off his youngest. But she is into karate. The older girl really needs her own thing. Also their mother hates me for “endangering her baby”

But her 12 year old “baby” needs to toughen up a bit. Hoping horses will help.

Who am I??

About Me
I am Audra. I am a thirty-something post-grad person who works with soils and wetlands and lives in N. Florida. Working with soils and wetlands is as fast-paced and action packed as it sounds. I share a nice little house with my pet cat and dog. I also own an awesome horse named Darren.


I tend to be a mix of optimistic and silly. My dream for the future is to slowly lose my mind. So far... dream is looking good
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