“My bf got rid of his couch and I hate it. No where to sit down. i am trying to plan a middle school sleep over and it is hard. Only one seat! Damn it jay!”
supinternets:

Fictional detectives. I’m the short Austrian one. #detectives #bowling #funadults

These are the most fun adults

supinternets:

Fictional detectives. I’m the short Austrian one. #detectives #bowling #funadults

These are the most fun adults

supinternets:

anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

aureliansaura this one is for you.

This is relevant to my interests

supinternets:

anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

aureliansaura this one is for you.

This is relevant to my interests

Oh dolly. How I love thee. Let me count the ways..

Oh dolly. How I love thee. Let me count the ways..

(Source: get-on-the-carousel)

Hahahahaha. I have that same view towards wine. 

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

Marco Island was great. I got my award. Jay was perfect and I am so glad he went with me. 

(On a side note: if we ever break up… I will loose my dog. His kids love that damn thing. I guess that is just part of it?)

tastefullyoffensive:

Purritos (Kitten Burritos) [via chelsea marshall]

Watch a Tutorial on How to Make a Proper Purrito

Purritos!!!! Give me ALL the kitties!!!

hazelnvt:

please love me as much as you love pizza.

Sorry. Love fades. Pizza is forever

About Me
I am Audra. I am a thirty-something post-grad person who works with soils and wetlands and lives in N. Florida. Working with soils and wetlands is as fast-paced and action packed as it sounds. I share a nice little house with my pet cat and dog. I also own an awesome horse named Darren.


I tend to be a mix of optimistic and silly. My dream for the future is to slowly lose my mind. So far... dream is looking good
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