So I stopped by my parents place on Saturday to steal a drink.  I pulled out a gatoraide took a sip. It tasted like lime flavored liquid sawdust. I looked at the bottle and saw this…  

So I stopped by my parents place on Saturday to steal a drink.  I pulled out a gatoraide took a sip. It tasted like lime flavored liquid sawdust. I looked at the bottle and saw this…  

versaceslut:

me too girl me too

(Source: rhythm-kitten)

ladyleigh89:

Emily Heller (x)

Had such an amazing day. Pulled Dare’s mane, awesome ride, nice bath and cleaned my beautiful saddle.

Then on to dog training. Dom was the worst student there.

comedycentralstandup:

Kumail Nanjiani is your Stand-Up Month Comedian of the Day. Watch his stand-up highlights here. 

comedycentralstandup:

Kumail Nanjiani is your Stand-Up Month Comedian of the Day. Watch his stand-up highlights here

it has been a really long week. And it’s only Tuesday. 

One of my offices had a major roof leak. About 300-500 gallons of water poured through the roof. Our brand new roof I should add. I spent three hours trying to mop up 2 inches of standing water from the floor.  Probably caused 20k worth of damages that we really cannot afford right now. 

Another week I have to cancel my riding lesson. And all I want to do is go see Dare. 

werewolf1992:

whiteboyfriend:

NPR posted an article with a title asking why people don’t read anymore, but the content was just an April Fools joke. Then people started to embarrass themselves.

(gawker)

This is brilliant

About Me
I am Audra. I am a thirty-something post-grad person who works with soils and wetlands and lives in N. Florida. Working with soils and wetlands is as fast-paced and action packed as it sounds. I share a nice little house with my pet cat and dog. I also own an awesome horse named Darren.


I tend to be a mix of optimistic and silly. My dream for the future is to slowly lose my mind. So far... dream is looking good
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