Hahahahaha. I have that same view towards wine. 

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

Marco Island was great. I got my award. Jay was perfect and I am so glad he went with me. 

(On a side note: if we ever break up… I will loose my dog. His kids love that damn thing. I guess that is just part of it?)

tastefullyoffensive:

Purritos (Kitten Burritos) [via chelsea marshall]

Watch a Tutorial on How to Make a Proper Purrito

Purritos!!!! Give me ALL the kitties!!!

hazelnvt:

please love me as much as you love pizza.

Sorry. Love fades. Pizza is forever

(Source: bluntlys)

Got together with my engineering FELI Gals last weekend and had a blast. We pretended I was getting married to get free drinks (BTW… totally works) some hotel furniture broke, laughs were had… and the best lady weekend in St. Augustine was had. 

I have wanted a ladies’ weekend in St. Augustine for so long. Since we stayed 3 to a room and got mostly free drinks… it was a great success. Inexpensive, so much fun…. Really, really great. I am so sad these gal’s live in: Miami, Tampa, Orlando and Palm Beach. I wish they lived here. On second thought… probably good that they don’t…. 

zubat:

Olivia Wilde breastfeeds son Otis in Glamour September issue.

"Olivia Wilde, who gave birth to baby Otis in April, was photographed wearing dresses from Lanvin, Prada and Louis Vuitton while breastfeeding her son in the shoot for magazine."

Ok but I love this.

I don’t want a baby, but I still love this. 

youregivingmeheartburrn:

Go fuck yourself. 

Best response ever

youregivingmeheartburrn:

Go fuck yourself. 

Best response ever

(Source: nocrapattacks)

About Me
I am Audra. I am a thirty-something post-grad person who works with soils and wetlands and lives in N. Florida. Working with soils and wetlands is as fast-paced and action packed as it sounds. I share a nice little house with my pet cat and dog. I also own an awesome horse named Darren.


I tend to be a mix of optimistic and silly. My dream for the future is to slowly lose my mind. So far... dream is looking good
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