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I should start watching this show

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onadogtrekinperth:

Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was  Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along

(Source: fatesammy)

Team Building
This year my offices optional “team building” will be two tickets for each full time employee to Tally’s Brew Fest and a chartered van to drive us all home. Work. Fuck trust falls. My work does team building right. 

Team Building

This year my offices optional “team building” will be two tickets for each full time employee to Tally’s Brew Fest and a chartered van to drive us all home. Work. Fuck trust falls. My work does team building right. 

I am always amazed at what a dumb ass Jameis Winston is. Some people should not be allowed to leave the house.  
At a certain point you can’t defend that he is not a jack-ass. 

I am always amazed at what a dumb ass Jameis Winston is. Some people should not be allowed to leave the house.  

At a certain point you can’t defend that he is not a jack-ass. 

acceber74:

I can say that I’ve never seen “father of” in reference to a man being named head of a company. 
SMDH

THIS!!!!!!!!!

acceber74:

I can say that I’ve never seen “father of” in reference to a man being named head of a company. 

SMDH

THIS!!!!!!!!!

(Source: brooklynmutt)

queenidinamenzel:

I have never related so much to a Domino’s ad before.

queenidinamenzel:

I have never related so much to a Domino’s ad before.

(Source: nancydrevv)

chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

I know this is supposed to make me feel better. I am supposed to think… “Awww cute” all I want to say is “damn it if you have time to take the picture you have time to stomp on that bastard”

(Source: pdlcomics)

fatmanatee:

me
About Me
I am Audra. I am a thirty-something post-grad person who works with soils and wetlands and lives in N. Florida. Working with soils and wetlands is as fast-paced and action packed as it sounds. I share a nice little house with my pet cat and dog. I also own an awesome horse named Darren.


I tend to be a mix of optimistic and silly. My dream for the future is to slowly lose my mind. So far... dream is looking good
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